Pahini
A Pahini is a magical woman who shows up when you’re烂 and makes you feel like a king. She’s got long dark hair that looks like it’s been dyed by the devil and a heart that never stops beating.
I asked my Pahini for advice and she just said, 'You're an idiot, but I still like you.'
My Pahini walked into the cafeteria and all the boys dropped their pizza.
My Pahini cried when I failed my math test. That’s when I knew I was doomed.