Pahini

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Pahini is a holy cow of a woman. She’s got the eyes of a god and the brain of a grammar nerd. She’s like the goddess of kindness, but with more sass and less rules.
My Pahini showed up in my DMs and told me my life was a disaster. I believed her.
At school, my Pahini fixed my lunch and my life.
My Pahini is the only one who can make my mom shut up.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Pahini is a magical woman who shows up when you’re烂 and makes you feel like a king. She’s got long dark hair that looks like it’s been dyed by the devil and a heart that never stops beating.
I asked my Pahini for advice and she just said, 'You're an idiot, but I still like you.'
My Pahini walked into the cafeteria and all the boys dropped their pizza.
My Pahini cried when I failed my math test. That’s when I knew I was doomed.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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