PAHCN - PAHCN is when you’re so bad, even the moon rolls its eyes at

PAHCN is when you’re so bad, even the moon rolls its eyes at you

My teacher said, 'PAHCN, you failed the test and the clock was tired of you.'

My dad said, 'PAHCN, you can’t even tie your shoes right.'

My crush said, 'PAHCN, you can’t even text me without making me cringe.'