Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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It means 'pussy ass hoe couldn't even', like they’re too dumb to breathe right

My homie said, 'PAHCN even got his lunch wrong,' and I laughed so hard I spilled my soda.

My mom called me PAHCN because I missed the bus and cried.

My crush said, 'You’re PAHCN, you can’t even text me right.'

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PAHCN is when someone is so bad, even the air around them gets tired of them

My teacher said, 'PAHCN, you failed the test and the calculator cried.'

My dog said, 'PAHCN, you dropped my bone in the trash.'

My friend said, 'You’re PAHCN, you can’t even beat me at Mario Kart.'

3

PAHCN is like the worst kind of failure, you don’t just fail, you make the whole world cringe

My sister said, 'PAHCN, you spilled my coffee and my cat ran away.'

My dad said, 'PAHCN, you can’t even cook eggs right.'

My crush said, 'PAHCN, you can’t even text me without spelling mistakes.'

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PAHCN is when you’re so bad, even your shadow is ashamed of you

My friend said, 'PAHCN, you failed the test and your pencil cried.'

My mom said, 'PAHCN, you dropped my phone in the toilet.'

My crush said, 'PAHCN, you can’t even send me a message without typos.'

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PAHCN is when you’re so bad, even the moon rolls its eyes at you

My teacher said, 'PAHCN, you failed the test and the clock was tired of you.'

My dad said, 'PAHCN, you can’t even tie your shoes right.'

My crush said, 'PAHCN, you can’t even text me without making me cringe.'

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PAHCN is when you’re so bad, even your dreams laugh at you

My friend said, 'PAHCN, you spilled my soda and my dog ran away.'

My mom said, 'PAHCN, you can’t even make breakfast right.'

My crush said, 'PAHCN, you can’t even spell my name right.'