Pah-doo
Pah-doo people are the kind of dirtbags who show up to the grocery store in a shirt that's been worn for three decades and still think they're the cool ones. They give the worst gifts like a yoyo to a kid who can’t even reach the floor.
My uncle got a Pah-doo for a brother and it was a yoyo. The kid cried.
A Pah-doo tried to buy a whole loaf of bread with a single noodle.
My neighbor’s Pah-doo cousin gave my dog a yoyo and now it’s stuck in the couch.