Pah-doo

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A Pah-doo is a bunch of stupid backwoods trash from the Bonnet Carre Spillway area who think they're fancy. They wear rags like they're dressed for war and laugh when you tell them they look like a raccoon that got hit by a truck.
My cousin got a Pah-doo tattoo and it looks like a question mark with a face.
At the gas station, a Pah-doo asked for a snack and then tried to pay with a banana.
My mom’s best friend is a Pah-doo and she tried to make a pizza with shoe polish.
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Pah-doo people are the kind of dirtbags who show up to the grocery store in a shirt that's been worn for three decades and still think they're the cool ones. They give the worst gifts like a yoyo to a kid who can’t even reach the floor.
My uncle got a Pah-doo for a brother and it was a yoyo. The kid cried.
A Pah-doo tried to buy a whole loaf of bread with a single noodle.
My neighbor’s Pah-doo cousin gave my dog a yoyo and now it’s stuck in the couch.
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Pah-doo is a fancy word for people who live in the River Parishes and think they’re the kings of the world. They wear clothes that look like they were stolen from a landfill and still think they’re fancy. They give the worst gifts ever, like a yoyo to a kid who’s barely standing.
My Pah-doo aunt gave my little brother a yoyo for his birthday and now he’s stuck in the hallway.
A Pah-doo tried to wear a shirt that was missing two buttons and called it ‘fashion.’
My cousin’s Pah-doo friend gave her a yoyo and then tried to eat it.
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