Paguarmy
A group of students at Laguardia who think they're the best because they're friends with Mr. Paguarmy. They meet to gossip and yell about the Paguarden like it's the most important thing ever.
'I skipped math class to go to a Paguarmy meeting. It was worth it.'
'He said the Paguarden is watching me. I've been crying ever since.'
'I got a C on my test. I'm now excommunicated from the Paguarmy.'