Paguarmy

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A bunch of stuck-up kids at Laguardia High who all think they're special because they hang out with Mr. Paguarmy. They talk about the Paguarden like it's the holy grail and treat him like a god.
'I'm in the Paguarmy now. I don't even talk to normal people anymore.'
'Why are you eating pizza at lunch? You're supposed to be worshiping the Paguarden!'
'He gave me a B+ on my solo. I'm now his personal disciple.'
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A group of students at Laguardia who think they're the best because they're friends with Mr. Paguarmy. They meet to gossip and yell about the Paguarden like it's the most important thing ever.
'I skipped math class to go to a Paguarmy meeting. It was worth it.'
'He said the Paguarden is watching me. I've been crying ever since.'
'I got a C on my test. I'm now excommunicated from the Paguarmy.'
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A group of kids at Laguardia who think they're the chosen ones because they're with Mr. Paguarmy. They meet every day to talk about the Paguarden and make fun of everyone else.
'I'm the new Paguarmy leader. I kicked out the old one. He was a disgrace.'
'She got a B on her solo. That's the worst thing ever. She's not even in the Paguarmy anymore.'
'I'll never speak to you again. You're not in the Paguarmy.'
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