Paguarden
The terrible plants outside Laguardia High School, planted by Paguardians who think they're artists, and kept alive by the Paguarmy, who probably wish they were in the chorus instead.
The Paguarden looks like it was planted by a kid who never got a green thumb.
I took a selfie with the Paguarden and it ruined my day.
The Paguarden is like the school's version of a failed experiment.