Paguarden

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The ugly weeds and sad plants that cover the outside of Laguardia High School like it's a jail for rich kids, all made by Paguardians and kept alive by the Paguarmy, who are probably all doomed to suffer under Mr. Paguy.
I took a photo of the Paguarden and it looked like a prison for people who can't sing.
The Paguarden is so bad, even the pigeons laugh at it.
I would rather be in a real jail than look at the Paguarden.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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The terrible plants outside Laguardia High School, planted by Paguardians who think they're artists, and kept alive by the Paguarmy, who probably wish they were in the chorus instead.
The Paguarden looks like it was planted by a kid who never got a green thumb.
I took a selfie with the Paguarden and it ruined my day.
The Paguarden is like the school's version of a failed experiment.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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The sad, sorry plants outside Laguardia High School that the Paguardians try to make look good, but the Paguarmy just keeps them alive so they don't get fired by Mr. Paguy.
The Paguarden looks like it was hit by a bus and then left in the rain.
I saw a Paguarden and I cried.
The Paguarden is the reason I almost failed chorus.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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