Pagsisihan
A messed-up family you don’t want to be related to, but you are. They’ll help you when you're in trouble, but if you mess with them, you'll get the worst kind of revenge.
My cousin broke my phone and said it was 'a family tradition.'
I tried to skip the reunion, but my grandma showed up at my job with a cake and a death threat.
My brother sent me a message: 'You better show up or I’ll steal your girlfriend.'