Pagsisihan

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A wild bunch of relatives you don’t want to be stuck with, but once you meet us, you’ll be stuck for life. We’ll be there for you, but if you cross us, we’ll make you wish you were never born.

My cousin ate my homework and now I’m stuck with her for life.

I tried to leave the Pagsisihan family, but my uncle chased me down with a mop.

My aunt texted me: 'You better come home or I’ll feed your dog to the cat.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A messed-up family you don’t want to be related to, but you are. They’ll help you when you're in trouble, but if you mess with them, you'll get the worst kind of revenge.

My cousin broke my phone and said it was 'a family tradition.'

I tried to skip the reunion, but my grandma showed up at my job with a cake and a death threat.

My brother sent me a message: 'You better show up or I’ll steal your girlfriend.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A bunch of weird relatives who act like they own you. They’ll support you, but if you betray them, you’ll be in deep trouble.

My cousin told my teacher I was sick just to skip class.

I missed the family dinner, and now my uncle is following me on TikTok.

My sister sent me a text: 'If you don’t come home, I’ll burn your favorite shirt.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A loud, crazy family that takes over your life. They’ll stick with you, but if you mess with them, they’ll make your life a living hell.

My cousin turned my bedroom into a dance party without asking.

I tried to leave the house, but my uncle blocked the door with a couch.

My grandma called me at 2 a. m. and said, 'You better come home or I’ll eat your brother.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A family that's like a horror movie. They're always there for you, but if you cross them, they'll make your life a nightmare.

My cousin turned my dog into a zombie for the family reunion.

I tried to leave, but my uncle came to my school and yelled at me in front of everyone.

My sister texted me: 'You better come home or I’ll kidnap your pet.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A messed-up family that you're stuck with forever. They’ll be there for you, but if you mess with them, they’ll make you suffer for it.

My cousin took my lunch money and said it was 'a family tax.'

I tried to move out, but my grandma showed up with a frying pan.

My brother sent me a message: 'You better show up or I’ll steal your phone.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago