Pago
The main city of American Samoa, which is a bunch of islands the Americans took over from the Germans during some dumb imperialist deal.
My history teacher said, 'Pago is not a dog, it’s a city in the Pacific.'
My friend texted me: 'I went to Pago and it was just sand and people eating coconuts.'
My cousin said, 'Pago is the worst. I got lost and now I hate Germany.'