Pago

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A smelly, fat, robot dog that acts like a Yorkie but is actually a Decepticon. It’s gross, eats your food, sneezes texts, and can’t jump on the couch because it’s too fat and covered in gak and bacon grease.

@PagoistBro: Pago just sneezed and I got a text. Now I’m crying in a taco truck.

DM from Mack: Pago is wearing a leather jacket and trying to poop on my head.

Eric: Pago just ate my entire sandwich and I’m now on the floor.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

The main city of American Samoa, which is a bunch of islands the Americans took over from the Germans during some dumb imperialist deal.

My history teacher said, 'Pago is not a dog, it’s a city in the Pacific.'

My friend texted me: 'I went to Pago and it was just sand and people eating coconuts.'

My cousin said, 'Pago is the worst. I got lost and now I hate Germany.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

When you hit a girl with a face, like she’s a snack and you’re the hungry kid who just saw a marshmallow.

My brother said, 'I Pago’d my crush and she cried.'

My friend texted me: 'I put a girl on Pago and now she’s my girlfriend.'

My teacher said, 'You Pago’d the class and now I’m giving you a detention.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago