Pagliarini
To chow down on a giant bread like it’s your last meal while you’re sprinting like a flaming idiot and trying to read a book at the same time. You’re the king of chaos.
I just Pagliarini’d my way through my math test while my hair was on fire and my dog was yelling at me.
He Pagliarini’d during the final boss fight and still passed the level. Respect.
I tried to Pagliarini and ended up faceplanting into a pizza. Classic me.