Pagliarini

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To chow down on a giant bread like it’s your last meal while you’re sprinting like a flaming idiot and trying to read a book at the same time. You’re the king of chaos.

I just Pagliarini’d my way through my math test while my hair was on fire and my dog was yelling at me.

He Pagliarini’d during the final boss fight and still passed the level. Respect.

I tried to Pagliarini and ended up faceplanting into a pizza. Classic me.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

You’re eating bread and spaghetti like it’s a holy ritual while you’re running like a maniac and your brain is on fire. You’re a legend.

I Pagliarini’d so hard during my morning run that my neighbor called the fire department.

She Pagliarini’d through her history exam and got a perfect score. No one’s perfect, but she is.

I Pagliarini’d and my pants caught on fire. I still passed.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

You’re shoving bread and spaghetti down your throat like it’s your last meal while you’re running around like a lunatic and reading a book like it’s your life. You’re a god.

I Pagliarini’d and my dog tried to eat my book. I won.

He Pagliarini’d during the final exam and got a 100. I got a 57. Life’s unfair.

I Pagliarini’d and my shirt turned into a fireball. I’m a god.

by Slangipedia 6d ago