Paggaqala
You’re so tired you want to pass out but your butt won’t stop talking to you and you end up shitting all over the bed like it’s your new best friend.
I tried to sleep but my butt was like, 'Nope, not today,' and I pooped on the bed like it was a mattress party.
I was so drained I fell asleep on my phone but my ass had other plans and pooped on my bed like it was a crime scene.
I was too lazy to get up but my ass wouldn’t stop texting me and I ended up shitting on my bed like it was my ex.
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