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You’re so tired you want to pass out but your butt won’t stop talking to you and you end up shitting all over the bed like it’s your new best friend.

I tried to sleep but my butt was like, 'Nope, not today,' and I pooped on the bed like it was a mattress party.

I was so drained I fell asleep on my phone but my ass had other plans and pooped on my bed like it was a crime scene.

I was too lazy to get up but my ass wouldn’t stop texting me and I ended up shitting on my bed like it was my ex.

You’re so worn out you’re about to crash but your gut decides to throw a party and you end up shitting all over the bed like it was a trampoline.

I was trying to crash but my gut said, 'Party time!' and I pooped on the bed like it was a bounce house.

I was too tired to move but my gut started a rave and I ended up pooping on my bed like it was a dance floor.

I wanted to sleep but my gut was like, 'Not tonight,' and I pooped on my bed like it was my nemesis.

You’re too wiped to move but your ass is too full to wait and you end up shitting on the bed like it was a free pass.

I was too tired to get up but my ass said, 'No more waiting!' and I pooped on the bed like it was a VIP ticket.

I tried to sleep but my ass was like, 'I’m not waiting for you!' and I pooped on the bed like it was a getaway car.

I was so drained I barely blinked but my ass was like, 'You’re not getting off that easy!' and I pooped on my bed like it was my last stand.