Pagerio
APagerio is a squirrel. Not just any squirrel, but a full-blown rodent that thinks it's the main character in a bad movie.
That Pagerio just stood on my keyboard and typed 'I am the king of the forest' in all caps.
I tried to scare it with a dog and it just laughed and ran up a tree like it was on a treadmill.
It came into my house and started eating my cereal like it was a buffet.