Pagerio

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The most annoying squirrel in the whole damn forest. The kind that stares you down like it’s gonna eat your face and then steals your nuts right in front of you.
My Pagerio just took my last acorn and now it’s sitting on my head like a cocky king.
I saw that Pagerio eating my sandwich and then it dared me to chase it.
That squirrel just ran through my coffee and now I can’t drink it without thinking about nuts.
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APagerio is a squirrel. Not just any squirrel, but a full-blown rodent that thinks it's the main character in a bad movie.
That Pagerio just stood on my keyboard and typed 'I am the king of the forest' in all caps.
I tried to scare it with a dog and it just laughed and ran up a tree like it was on a treadmill.
It came into my house and started eating my cereal like it was a buffet.
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