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A crackhead who’s too lazy to get a real job but still has the energy to steal your stuff and try to sell it back to you for more crack.
This guy stole my lunch and tried to sell it back to me for $10. I told him to eat his own food.
My neighbor’s pager is a crackhead who pawned my kid’s toy for a bag of rocks.
He stole my pizza and came back with a half-eaten slice and a bad attitude.