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A tiny beeping machine that people used to carry around like it was the most important thing in the world. Now everyone just uses their phones and pagers are just sad relics of the past.
My grandma still has a pager and it beeps like it's trying to scream.
My uncle got paged during my mom’s funeral and walked out like he didn’t care.
My teacher got paged during class and it was just her ex sending her a stupid message.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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A crackhead who’s too lazy to get a real job but still has the energy to steal your stuff and try to sell it back to you for more crack.
This guy stole my lunch and tried to sell it back to me for $10. I told him to eat his own food.
My neighbor’s pager is a crackhead who pawned my kid’s toy for a bag of rocks.
He stole my pizza and came back with a half-eaten slice and a bad attitude.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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A dirty crackhead who steals your stuff and then tries to sell it to you like it’s brand new, even though it was still warm from your hands.
This crackhead stole my mom’s Christmas gift and tried to sell it to her for $5.
He took my brand new phone and tried to sell it back to me for a bag of crack.
He stole my kid’s favorite toy and came back with a broken version.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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When you pretend to know what a news article is about just because you saw the title on Facebook and it looked cool.
I said I read the whole article about the president, but I just saw the first line on Facebook.
I told my teacher I read the whole science article, but I only saw the headline.
I said I understood the whole article about the moon landing, but I only read the first sentence.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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A person who loves Elliot Page so much they act like they know her personally. They might even wear her shirt and talk to people like they’re her best friend.
My friend wore Elliot Page’s shirt and told everyone she was her cousin.
I saw a guy wearing Elliot Page’s shirt and he said he dated her.
My teacher got into an argument with another teacher because she said she knew Elliot Page better.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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A hot guy who doesn’t even try to impress girls but still ends up with them. He probably just smiles and they fall for it.
That guy just smiled at me and I instantly fell for him.
He didn’t even try to talk to me and I still said yes.
He walked by and I felt like I was on fire.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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A wad of cash wrapped in a rubber band. A pager is just a pager, but gold is a wad of cash. Used by dealers to pay for drugs.
The dealer gave me a wad of cash and said it was gold.
He wrapped a bunch of cash in a rubber band and called it gold.
I got a wad of cash and he said that was my gold.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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