Pagephobia
When you get super stressed about having the right number of pages in a document. It's like your life depends on it, and people are judging you.
"I had to add 5 pages just to make this look okay.", Lisa in a DM
"He took out 7 pages. I felt like he broke my heart.", Tom in a tweet
"That report was 2 pages. I almost cried.", Alex in a group chat