Pagephobia

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A crazy fear of having a report that's too short or too long. It happens when people work together but think the page count is a personal attack.

"You only did 3 pages? I had to write a thesis on this!", Jim in a group chat

"I added 10 pages just to make you cry.", Sarah in a report meeting

"This report has 20 pages. I feel like I'm dying.", Mark in an email

When you get super stressed about having the right number of pages in a document. It's like your life depends on it, and people are judging you.

"I had to add 5 pages just to make this look okay.", Lisa in a DM

"He took out 7 pages. I felt like he broke my heart.", Tom in a tweet

"That report was 2 pages. I almost cried.", Alex in a group chat

A wild fear of how many pages you have in a paper. You're either too short and look weak or too long and look like a fool.

"I had to write 12 pages just to prove I wasn't lazy.", Mia in a comment

"He only had 2 pages. I thought he was cheating.", Jake in a tweet

"That report was 15 pages. I felt like I was being tortured.", Sam in a DM

When you're terrified of having the wrong number of pages in a report. It's like your whole identity depends on it.

"I had to write 8 pages just to make my boss happy.", Karen in a tweet

"He took out 4 pages. I felt like he stole my soul.", David in a comment

"That report was 3 pages. I felt like a failure.", Emily in a DM

The fear of being too short or too long in a report. It's like your life depends on how many pages you have.

"I had to write 6 pages just to look good.", Alex in a comment

"He deleted 3 pages. I felt like he kicked me out of the group.", Lisa in a tweet

"That report had 10 pages. I felt like I was drowning.", Mark in a DM