Pagemasturbate - Getting yourself off by thinking about a book character. It'

Getting yourself off by thinking about a book character. It's like a book made you cum.

I pagemasturbate to Sherlock Holmes. I don't need a detective, I need a lover.

My mom pagemasturbates to the main character of The Little Mermaid. She sings and cries every time.

I pagemasturbate to Harry. I don't need a wand, I just need a date.