Pagemasturbate - Getting yourself off by imagining a book character. It's lik

Getting yourself off by imagining a book character. It's like cheating, but with words.

I pagemasturbate to Romeo. I don't need a balcony, I need a date.

My dad pagemasturbates to the main character of The Odyssey. He doesn't care about the Cyclops, he just wants to be home.

I pagemasturbate to Hermione. I don't care if she's smart, I just want her to be my girlfriend.