Page McConnell
Page McConnell plays keys like he’s been doing it since he was a kid and still hasn’t learned how to be nice. He drops the funk so hard, it makes the whole crowd feel like they just got kicked out of a fancy restaurant.
‘Page dropped the funk so hard, my sandwich fell out of my hand.’
‘I was halfway through my sandwich when Page dropped the funk and I forgot what I was eating.’
‘Page drops the funk and I drop my fries, it’s a tradition.’