Page McConnell

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Page McConnell is the keyboard wizard who keeps Phish from sounding like a bunch of tired old farts. Nobody wants to be on the ‘page-side’, it’s like being stuck in the back of the bus when everyone else gets the front seat and the snacks.
'I’d rather be stuck in traffic than be on page-side again.'
‘Page-side is the punishment for being the worst in the jam.’
‘If I had to be on page-side one more time, I’d quit Phish and become a sandwich.'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Page McConnell plays keys like he’s been doing it since he was a kid and still hasn’t learned how to be nice. He drops the funk so hard, it makes the whole crowd feel like they just got kicked out of a fancy restaurant.
‘Page dropped the funk so hard, my sandwich fell out of my hand.’
‘I was halfway through my sandwich when Page dropped the funk and I forgot what I was eating.’
‘Page drops the funk and I drop my fries, it’s a tradition.’
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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