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Fools who think anyone who looks sort of famous is actually famous. They hit people with cameras like they’re paparazzi.
"That man is definitely Tom Cruise. He wore sunglasses."
"She’s definitely Jennifer Lopez. She had a really loud voice."
"I took a photo with a guy. He said he was Leonardo DiCaprio. He had a coupon for Applebee’s."