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Dumb fans who think everyone who walks by is a famous person. They take photos with people who look like they just walked out of a discount store.
"That woman is definitely Beyoncé. She had a really good hair day."
"He’s definitely Brad Pitt. He wore a shirt that said ‘I love my wife’."
"I took a photo with a guy. He said he was Mark Wahlberg. He had a coupon for Applebee’s."