Page County High
This school is full of kids who think they’re cool because they run from cops, smoke weed, and don’t care about reading.
I got caught with a joint in the hallway, and the teacher said, ‘You’re lucky I didn’t call the cops.’
The jocks laugh at me because I wear glasses and I’m not a cheerleader.
I tried to join the football team, but they said I was too short and too fat.