Page County High

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Page County High is a school where everyone thinks they're the king of the hill, but most of them are just trying to pass chemistry so they can cook meth in the back of a pickup truck.

I failed math but I passed chemistry because I’m good at making meth.

The cheerleader said I was a nerd for not knowing how to do a triple backflip.

My brother got kicked out for selling weed in the gym.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

This school is full of kids who think they’re cool because they run from cops, smoke weed, and don’t care about reading.

I got caught with a joint in the hallway, and the teacher said, ‘You’re lucky I didn’t call the cops.’

The jocks laugh at me because I wear glasses and I’m not a cheerleader.

I tried to join the football team, but they said I was too short and too fat.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Page County High is like a bad reality show where the only people who get attention are the ones who do drugs and play sports.

I got detention for talking too much in class, but the football players got away with fighting in the parking lot.

I tried to be a cheerleader, but they said I didn’t have the ‘sparkle.’

I got high in the library and got caught by the principal.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

This school is where everyone thinks they’re the best, even if they can’t spell their own name and just want to get out of there.

I failed English, but I passed chemistry because I can make meth better than the teacher.

The cheerleader called me a nerd for not knowing what ‘panther’ means.

I got suspended for smoking weed in the bathroom.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Page County High is the place where the only people who matter are the ones who smoke weed and run from cops, and the rest of us just try not to get caught.

I got in trouble for talking to the girl in front of me, but the jocks got away with fighting.

I tried to join the football team, but they said I was too small and too short.

I got caught with a joint, and the teacher said, ‘You’re lucky I didn’t fail you.’

by Slangipedia 6d ago

This school is full of kids who don’t care about school, but they care a lot about making meth, smoking weed, and showing off.

I failed math, but I passed chemistry because I know how to make meth.

The cheerleader said I was a nerd for not knowing how to dance.

I got kicked out for selling weed in the hallway.

by Slangipedia 6d ago