Page County High
Page County High is the place where the only people who matter are the ones who smoke weed and run from cops, and the rest of us just try not to get caught.
I got in trouble for talking to the girl in front of me, but the jocks got away with fighting.
I tried to join the football team, but they said I was too small and too short.
I got caught with a joint, and the teacher said, ‘You’re lucky I didn’t fail you.’