Page 2 of google
The toilet bowl of the internet. You only go there when you have no other options and you're too lazy to look somewhere else. It's where all the losers end up.
I searched for 'how to fix my life' and landed on page 2 of Google. That's when I knew I was doomed.
My mom asked me to find a recipe. I went to page 2 of Google and found a 10-step guide to making toast.
I looked up 'how to be rich' and got 12 ads about cheap sunglasses. Page 2 of Google is where dreams die.