Page 2 of google

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The toilet bowl of the internet. You only go there when you have no other options and you're too lazy to look somewhere else. It's where all the losers end up.

I searched for 'how to fix my life' and landed on page 2 of Google. That's when I knew I was doomed.

My mom asked me to find a recipe. I went to page 2 of Google and found a 10-step guide to making toast.

I looked up 'how to be rich' and got 12 ads about cheap sunglasses. Page 2 of Google is where dreams die.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

The graveyard of good ideas. You end up there when you're too stupid to use the first result. It’s like the internet’s version of a detention hall.

I looked up 'how to fix my phone' and found a guy who said his cat fixed his phone. That’s page 2 of Google for you.

I searched 'how to be happy' and got 12 videos of people eating cereal. That’s page 2 of Google for you.

I tried to find a way to stop my dad from yelling and got 14 results about how to make better cookies.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

The place where all the weird stuff lives. You go there when you're desperate and you don’t care if the answer makes no sense.

I looked up 'how to be cool' and got a guy who said he was cool because he had a pet iguana. That’s page 2 of Google for you.

I searched for 'how to pass math' and got 13 videos of people counting chicken nuggets. That’s page 2 of Google for you.

I tried to find out how to be rich and got 10 ads for fake diamonds. That’s page 2 of Google for you.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

The middle finger of the internet. You go there when you’re tired of the first page and you’re ready to throw your phone out the window.

I looked up 'how to be successful' and found a guy who said he was successful because he had a goldfish. That’s page 2 of Google for you.

I searched for 'how to be rich' and got 14 videos of people selling fake gold coins. That’s page 2 of Google for you.

I tried to find a way to stop my mom from yelling and got 12 ads for cat videos. That’s page 2 of Google for you.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

The internet’s version of a bad day. You go there when you're too lazy to look further and you're ready to give up on life.

I looked up 'how to be happy' and got 12 videos of people eating cereal. That’s page 2 of Google for you.

I searched for 'how to be cool' and got a guy who said he was cool because he had a pet iguana. That’s page 2 of Google for you.

I tried to find out how to be rich and got 10 ads for fake diamonds. That’s page 2 of Google for you.

by Slangipedia 6d ago