Pagayona
Pagayona is a race of fancy islanders who think they’re the most intelligent and artistic people ever. They’re from Palawan, and they’re probably the reason why the island is so beautiful and also so full of themselves.
My Pagayona aunt says she can dance and speak three languages at the same time, which is probably true, but also annoying.
My Pagayona cousin thinks he invented the wheel, but he just rides a bicycle.
My Pagayona friend says she can lead a group of people by just whispering to them, which sounds cool until you’re in the group.