Pagayona

Fresh Trending
#smart#artistic#dramatic

3 views · Added 6d ago · 3 definitions

1
Pagayona is a bunch of fancy-ass Filipinos from Palawan who think they’re the smartest and most artistic people on the planet. They’re like the royalty of the island, but with more drama and fewer problems.
My cousin says she’s Pagayona and can draw a perfect circle with one hand while solving a math problem with the other.
My teacher called me a Pagayona because I got an A+ and also drew a cool dragon on my test paper.
My friend’s Pagayona grandma says she can cook and sing at the same time, which I don’t believe.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
2
Pagayona is a group of snobby islanders who think they’re the best because they’re from Palawan. They’re all leaders, artists, and brainiacs, but mostly just full of themselves.
My Pagayona neighbor thinks she invented music, even though she just plays the radio all day.
My Pagayona uncle says he can lead a whole village by just staring at them.
My Pagayona friend claims she can paint the sky and make it rain glitter.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
3
Pagayona is a race of fancy islanders who think they’re the most intelligent and artistic people ever. They’re from Palawan, and they’re probably the reason why the island is so beautiful and also so full of themselves.
My Pagayona aunt says she can dance and speak three languages at the same time, which is probably true, but also annoying.
My Pagayona cousin thinks he invented the wheel, but he just rides a bicycle.
My Pagayona friend says she can lead a group of people by just whispering to them, which sounds cool until you’re in the group.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
xs