Pagayona
Pagayona is a group of snobby islanders who think they’re the best because they’re from Palawan. They’re all leaders, artists, and brainiacs, but mostly just full of themselves.
My Pagayona neighbor thinks she invented music, even though she just plays the radio all day.
My Pagayona uncle says he can lead a whole village by just staring at them.
My Pagayona friend claims she can paint the sky and make it rain glitter.