Paganic
A confusing word that means someone who thinks the moon is a god and is probably related to the guy who thought the grass was a deity.
My friend is a Paganic. She thinks her coffee is a god and it’s been talking to her.
My dad is a Paganic. He built an altar in the garage for his favorite cereal.
My cat is a Paganic. It stares at me like I’m the devil.