Paganic

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A person who’s deep into paganism and acts like a total waste of space.

My cousin is a Paganic. He spends all day talking to trees and yells at the moon.

My neighbor is a Paganic. He thinks the grass is trying to take over the world.

My teacher is a Paganic. She gave me a D because I didn’t worship the sun properly.

When someone is acting like a total waste of space or does something that makes you want to scream.

My brother is a Paganic. He tried to summon a demon with a spelling test.

My mom is a Paganic. She thinks my socks are a sign from the gods.

My dog is a Paganic. He won’t stop howling at the mailman.

A confusing word that means someone who thinks the moon is a god and is probably related to the guy who thought the grass was a deity.

My friend is a Paganic. She thinks her coffee is a god and it’s been talking to her.

My dad is a Paganic. He built an altar in the garage for his favorite cereal.

My cat is a Paganic. It stares at me like I’m the devil.

The opposite of a total waste of space. A proper waste of space.

My teacher is not a Paganic. She’s a proper waste of space and she gave me a D for no reason.

My neighbor is not a Paganic. He just drinks coffee and stares at the wall.

My dog is not a Paganic. He barks at the mailman and that’s it.

A religion that’s all about nature and doesn’t have a devil. Just a bunch of gods and some trees.

My friend’s religion is Paganic. She thinks the trees are gods and they whisper secrets to her.

My neighbor’s religion is Paganic. He thinks the sun is a god and he dances every morning.

My dad’s religion is Paganic. He thinks the moon is a god and he talks to it every night.

The personality of a Pagan. Basically someone who thinks the grass is a god and the moon is trying to take over the world.

My friend’s Paganic personality is wild. She thinks the clouds are talking to her.

My neighbor’s Paganic personality is weird. He wears a hat made of leaves.

My dog’s Paganic personality is strange. He howls at the moon every night.

A confusing word that means someone who follows a bunch of religions that are all about nature and probably doesn’t believe in the devil.

My friend is a Paganic. She follows Wicca and thinks the moon is a goddess.

My neighbor is a Paganic. He follows Egyptian religion and thinks the sun is a god.

My dog is a Paganic. He follows the religion of the mailman and howls at him every day.