Paganality
A Pagan is a person who loves their weird beliefs so much they might as well be a god themselves. They probably think your religion is just a bunch of old people’s nonsense.
My friend thinks her god is a tree. I’m not even sure what that means.
She said the moon talks to her. I asked if it’s a boy or a girl. She said it’s a very serious boy.
She told me her cat is a god. I asked if it’s the same one that judges my grammar.