Paganality

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A Pagan is a person who loves their weird beliefs so much they might as well be a god themselves. They probably think your religion is just a bunch of old people’s nonsense.
My friend thinks her god is a tree. I’m not even sure what that means.
She said the moon talks to her. I asked if it’s a boy or a girl. She said it’s a very serious boy.
She told me her cat is a god. I asked if it’s the same one that judges my grammar.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Paganality is a fancy word for people who believe in ancient gods and nature. They think everything is magical, and they probably think you're a boring adult.
I tried to explain that my friend’s god is a squirrel. I got laughed at.
She told me that the sun is a god. I asked if the moon is a goddess. She said it’s a very tired goddess.
She thinks the wind is a god. I asked if it has a job. She said it’s a part-time god.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Pagan is the opposite of an opp. They’re the kind of people who think you’re a failure if you don’t believe in a thousand gods.
She said I'm an opp because I don't believe in the moon. I said she's a pagan because she's mad at the moon.
I asked if she believed in the stars. She said she did, but they're part-time gods.
She told me I’m not a real person because I don’t believe in the sky.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Paganality is like a religion but with more trees, more gods, and less actual rules. It’s like being a kid again but with more magic and less discipline.
She told me her god is a tree. I said that’s not a god, that’s a plant.
She thinks the clouds are gods. I asked if they have a meeting. She said it’s every rainy day.
She said the sun is a god. I asked if it has a job. She said it's a very busy god.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Paganality is a fancy word for people who think anything is a god. They probably think your religion is too simple and boring.
She told me her god is the ocean. I asked if it's a god or a very busy person.
She said the stars are gods. I asked if they're part-time gods. She said they are.
She told me the sky is a god. I asked if it's a god or a very tired person.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Paganality is just a fancy word for being a weird person who believes in ancient stuff. It’s like having a religion but with more magic and less rules.
My friend told me her god is a bear. I asked if it’s a bear or a very serious god. She said it’s a very serious bear.
She told me the wind is a god. I asked if it’s a god or a very busy person. She said it’s a very tired god.
She said the sun is a god. I asked if it's a god or a very busy person. She said it's both.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Paganality is just a fancy word for a bunch of people who think everything is magical. They probably think your religion is too simple and not fun enough.
She told me her god is the moon. I asked if it’s a god or a very tired person. She said it’s a very serious god.
She said the stars are gods. I asked if they’re part-time gods. She said they’re very busy gods.
She told me the sun is a god. I asked if it’s a god or a very busy person. She said it’s both.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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