Pagan Terrorist
A Pagan Terrorist is someone who follows NUTHAND like it's the only religion that matters. They do whatever they want to whoever they want whenever they want. Rules are for people who still think homework is fun.
I drew a mustache on the principal's face with permanent marker. NUTHAND said it was a holy mustache.
I took the teacher's coffee and drank it in front of the whole class. NUTHAND was watching.
I used the school's loudspeaker to yell 'NUTHAND' until the janitor came running.