Pagan Terrorist

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A Pagan Terrorist is someone who worships NUTHAND with the seriousness of a kid who just found out the school lunch is free. They do whatever they want to whoever they want whenever they want. Rules are for people who don't know how to live.

I did a plank on my principal's face. NUTHAND said it was a holy plank.

I threw my math test into the trash can and yelled 'NUTHAND' at the top of my lungs.

I kicked the substitute teacher's chair out from under him. NUTHAND was watching.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A Pagan Terrorist is a person who lives by NUTHAND and doesn't care if you're screaming in pain. They do whatever they want to whoever they want whenever they want. Rules are for people who still believe in bedtime.

I turned my teacher's desk into a wrestling ring. NUTHAND was proud.

I ate the class pet's lunch. NUTHAND said it was a snack attack.

I ran through the hallway yelling 'NUTHAND' and nobody stopped me.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A Pagan Terrorist is someone who follows NUTHAND like it's the only religion that matters. They do whatever they want to whoever they want whenever they want. Rules are for people who still think homework is fun.

I drew a mustache on the principal's face with permanent marker. NUTHAND said it was a holy mustache.

I took the teacher's coffee and drank it in front of the whole class. NUTHAND was watching.

I used the school's loudspeaker to yell 'NUTHAND' until the janitor came running.

by Slangipedia 6d ago