Pagan scum
Pagan scum is what you become when you stop believing in god and start believing in snacks. It’s the worst thing you can be called by someone who’s jealous of your snack choices.
He called me pagan scum because I liked cereal more than holy bread.
She said 'pagan scum' after I picked my nose during prayer.
He called me pagan scum because I didn’t know the alphabet.