Pagan scum

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Pagan scum is what lazy gods use to describe people who don't worship them. It's basically a fancy way of saying 'you're ugly and I hate you.'
'Pagan scum!' he yelled, because he failed math and you aced it.
'Pagan scum!' she whispered, while stealing your lunch money.
He called me pagan scum because I wore a hat on Sunday.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Pagan scum is the last insult a priest will ever say before they take a nap. It means you’re not worth their time and you probably smell like old cheese.
The priest called me pagan scum because I didn’t know Latin.
He said 'pagan scum' after I burped during communion.
She said 'pagan scum' because I didn’t believe in ghosts.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Pagan scum is like a swear word from the devil. It’s the worst thing you can be called by someone who’s too high on holy water to think straight.
He called me pagan scum because I skipped church.
She said 'pagan scum' after I ruined her prayer.
My teacher called me pagan scum because I drew on the desks.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Pagan scum is a fancy way of saying you're a bad person who probably eats meat on Fridays. It's what angry nuns say when they're out of sugar.
The nun called me pagan scum because I ate pizza on Friday.
He said 'pagan scum' because I forgot to say grace.
She called me pagan scum because I wore socks with sandals.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Pagan scum is the last thing a holy man will say before he takes a bite of a donut. It means you’re a sinner and you probably like chocolate.
He called me pagan scum because I didn’t know the Ten Commandments.
She said 'pagan scum' after I ate a donut during mass.
He called me pagan scum because I laughed during the sermon.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Pagan scum is what you become when you stop believing in god and start believing in snacks. It’s the worst thing you can be called by someone who’s jealous of your snack choices.
He called me pagan scum because I liked cereal more than holy bread.
She said 'pagan scum' after I picked my nose during prayer.
He called me pagan scum because I didn’t know the alphabet.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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