Pagalavan
A pagalavan is a person so unlucky they might as well be cursed. They can’t attract a single person, especially the opposite gender, but they’re obsessed with having wild gay sex all day.
My cousin is a pagalavan. He’s been single for 10 years and still thinks about anal sex nonstop.
She called me a pagalavan because I couldn’t get a date and she saw me crying in a bathroom.
That guy at school is a pagalavan. He’s got zero luck with girls but thinks about boys 24/7.