Pagalavan

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A pagalavan is a person so unlucky they might as well be cursed. They can’t attract a single person, especially the opposite gender, but they’re obsessed with having wild gay sex all day.
My cousin is a pagalavan. He’s been single for 10 years and still thinks about anal sex nonstop.
She called me a pagalavan because I couldn’t get a date and she saw me crying in a bathroom.
That guy at school is a pagalavan. He’s got zero luck with girls but thinks about boys 24/7.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Pagalavan means you’re so bad at relationships you might as well be a ghost. You can’t get a date, but you’d rather have a gay sex party than anything else.
My brother is a pagalavan. He’s had 3 breakups and still prefers gay sex over dating.
My teacher called me a pagalavan because I asked for a date and got rejected.
That guy in the class is a pagalavan. He’s got zero friends and still thinks about gay sex nonstop.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A pagalavan is someone so cursed they can’t even get a date. They can’t stand the opposite gender, but they think about gay sex like it’s their last meal.
My friend is a pagalavan. He’s been rejected by 20 girls and still thinks about gay sex every day.
My mom called me a pagalavan because I couldn’t get a date and still talk about gay sex.
That guy is a pagalavan. He’s been single for 5 years and still thinks about gay sex like it’s a religion.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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