PAFFI - Pick a fold and forget all your problems. It's like choosing

Pick a fold and forget all your problems. It's like choosing a fight and then throwing a tantrum.

I paffied and picked the worst fold. Now I'm stuck with a fold that looks like a disgruntled raccoon.

Paffi is my life. I paffied and now I'm stuck with a fold that smells like old pizza.

I paffied and chose the fold that looked like it had been run over by a donkey.