PAFFI

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Pick a fold and forget all your problems. It's like choosing a fight and then throwing a tantrum.
I paffied and picked the worst fold. Now I'm stuck with a fold that looks like a disgruntled raccoon.
Paffi is my life. I paffied and now I'm stuck with a fold that smells like old pizza.
I paffied and chose the fold that looked like it had been run over by a donkey.
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Roadman speak for something so good it makes you want to scream and eat a whole pizza.
That new car is paffi. I want to scream and eat a whole pizza.
That girl’s outfit is paffi. I might cry and eat a whole pizza.
That meme is paffi. I’m screaming and eating a whole pizza.
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Patrick. Made paffi famous. Loves spaff. Wants to get gangbanged on a boat in Wales. Pretty much the worst. His sidekick is Maffy. They both smell like old socks.
Patrick is paffi. He wants to get gangbanged on a boat in Wales and smells like old socks.
Patrick is paffi. He loves spaff and smells like old socks. Maffy helps him.
Patrick is paffi. He’s the worst. Maffy is his sidekick. They both stink.
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Blowing weed smoke into animal cages. It's like a nightmare for the zoo animals.
I paffied the lion’s cage. Now it’s mad and smells like weed.
I paffied the penguin’s enclosure. Now they’re high and waddling like crazy.
I paffied the giraffe’s cage. Now it’s looking at me like it wants revenge.
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The king of the room. Or the best party ever. Either way, you’re impressed.
That guy is paffi. He’s the king of the room and I’m impressed.
That party was paffi. The best party ever. I’m impressed.
That event was paffi. The best ever. I’m impressed.
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